Here we go!

Please, friends, help me: spread the word to your friends’ circle, comrades, co -workers and even for your worst enemies (I can use their donations too). Web Quick Starter page is here.

The goal is to collect $ 3999 so that I can publish a normal cover book called 99 jobs. Production costs (editor, designer, printer) will be $ 8,000, so I ask for half of that. The other half of my retirement savings will come out. Heck, I never expected retirement anyway. If enough people ask for the book through Kickstarter, I will know that it is worth investing.

You can order an electronic book in advance to donate $ 5 or a regular cover for $ 20. To get a little donation, there are additional bonuses: your name is in the construction crew list, a hand -made wooden reference. For a $ 99 donation, you will get a limited, special copy of More jobsOf which only 99 copies will be printed – at all. Or for $ 999, I will come to your home and fix the toilet-and hand over the book face to face wearing my tool belt.

99 jobs It will be 99 “tool belt stories” about living in the construction area. House repair, I meet people – the adulterer, the sober, the poor and the wealthy madly. You can also meet them, from professional clowns to the Nobel Prize winners, from the CON men to Zillionairs software. I would like to share my own story as well.

The functions range from changing the lights to the rebuilding of the entire homes, with a stop along the way such as plumbing, electricity and a romantic wood click. It rains through wastewater, chimney by a gas explosion, such as a vampire by a wooden share. Some clients flirt – or something that exceeds flirting. Once I tried to kill a man. I was cheating. I had intimate relationships embarrassing with tools. I love good hard work although I also performed some bad works. Along the way, I built a family – and I saw how the construction crew resembles another temporary family, happy or tolstoyan, love or dysfunction.